Hopefully you aren't eating lunch looking at this. Hopefully you see the beauty in a big bruise. That's my thigh. I found out that my snow boots are not at all good on wet concrete (my shed). So, carrying bird seed in one hand and a ladder in the other, I went down. And boy did it hurt. And it still does a little. I hit a rope yesterday in the gym when I fell and yelled a loud "f**k" which was bad because little kiddies were around. Oh well... I was in pain. And no, I am not abused. Unless you want to put ME in jail for self abuse.